Diary of a Non-Wimpy Kid

Halloween!!!!! or Genius Americans!

2009-10-31T02:34:00.000-07:00

I had my first halloween today! I went as the WWE's World Heavyweight Champion, Undertaker. Americans are smart! They thought up WWE, and not only that, they had the idea of getting sweets on halloween! Mum calls it greedy. I call it a lot of fun, but not only because of the sweets. I love the costumes!

Last year my stepmum threw me and my friends, Daniel, Liam and Martin, a awesome party! Me and Liam were vampires. Martin went as Frankinstien and Daniel, what did he bloody go as again?????????? I forget. We had spooky cupcakes, blood-apple and blackcurrant-juice, spider webs, a gigantic spider, Dad even bought Micheal Jackson's Thriller for our party! I think it cost him 10 bucks! Geez!

This year I trick or treated! I got jelly snakes, tutti-frutti chews, a Milky bar, a Twirl bar, 2 packets of Smarties, 2 freddos, mentos, maltesers, a pascell caramel, a 1 dollar choccie coin, an eyeball lollypop, a strawberry yougurt lollypop, a timeout bar, and finally, some European unknown lollies! That's a lot of stuff! Our house handed out lollies, and there was a teenage crapface who was rude to Tony. You were only allowed to take 1 lolly strictly, and he took a entire handful. And when Tony told him to put some back and take just 1, the smartass took another handful! What an idiot!

31\10\09

2009-10-30T14:09:00.001-07:00

Halloweeeeeennnnnn iiiisssssss cooooommmiiiiiiinnnnngggggggg! Woooooooo................
................................Psych! Ha ha! Scaredy cat! Something else is coming........ MY LITTLE BRO'S BIRTHDAY! : ] Owen is going to be 3. He wants a Batman party. He says "I want a Batman party! I'm going to wear a Batman suit!" His hobby is saying things like "Uh! I've got no bottom!" He calls that "The robot game!" He's really funny. It's his birthday the 4th of November. On Tuesday.

SATURDAY MAY 2\5\09

2009-07-19T15:50:00.000-07:00

Auskick's good. I've been best on ground 2\2 times. 1st game 4 goals, 3 assists, 28 touches. 2nd game, 2 goals, 4 assists, 20 touches. Average: 24 touches, 4 assists, 3 goals. WRFL Average: 1 goal, 15 touches, 3 marks, 2 assists. Leigh Harding, Aaron Edwards and Andrew Swallow are playing great! Aaron Edward's 1st game back was great! 15 disposals 1 goal, 9 marks. 2nd game 11 disposals, 4 marks, 4 goals. Average: 13 dispoals, 2.5 goals,6.5 marks. That will give you an idea of how well the other guys r doing.

Wednesday

2009-07-06T06:26:00.000-07:00

Wolverine's at the movies.

Mad did this.

goals in my comeback match. I hadn't played footy for 5 days! I won a game by kicking a goal like this:

Four little words:

GOAL OF THE YEAR!

More holiday!

2009-07-06T06:20:00.000-07:00

Queensland and footy cards! PARADISE! Had heaps of fun. Went to a buffet with 26 different desserts!

YUMMO!

Wednesday 22 April

2009-07-05T19:52:00.001-07:00

Yesterday was funny! I was walking really slow in 100 club. Then Daniel, Serin, Indianna and Madelin got fed up and pushed me a lap.

Then Serin said she's slap me as hard as she could if I didn't do one more lap and Indianna said she'd pinch me as hard as she could.

Well, THAT got me moving!

And then ...

April 1 2009

2009-07-05T19:48:00.000-07:00

I'm not writing anything.

April Fools!

I am.

I got a huge clap and cheering from my song! Everyone loved it!

ON HOLIDAY

Jacob DELIBERATELY pooed in the bath. But he gave me Sonic the Hedgehog! I got my cybersmart dodge on SCA. I went on 2 easter egg hunts. I ate 87 easter eggs, 12 soft drinks, 4 serves of chips and 3 sausage rolls. BURP!

Tuesday 31 March 09

2009-07-05T19:35:00.000-07:00

G'day! I'm getting my footy jumper tomorrow! So is Dempsey. Dempsey is in the team, but he hates footy. Poor Dempsey! :( Thinking of footy, I wonder how Martin is doing. Martin is my best friend but I haven't seen him since I wanted to have a peek at his 2009 cards. He didn't let me. Actually, he forgave me and invited me over for a spooky party!

Oh and there is a kid in the team who said "YOU'RE CRAP AREN'T YOU?" HE IS! He can't mark! He can't kick! I got 18 disposals, 1 goal as a half forward/full forward on him! And I took a massive mark on him! He thinks he is the best! Everything a BULL. E. has. Also another way of saying it - BULLY. Enough about him!

30 March 09 (Monday)

2009-07-01T20:24:00.001-07:00

Daniel got a DIARY of a Wimpy Kid 3. I love those books, so I made this.

Today we had a talk (or lecture) from the Mayor of Maribyrnong.

4 Things You Should Know About the Mayor

1. He's boring.
2. He likes giving 2 hour talks.
3. Governments are boring!
4. Financial stuff is for adults!

I only heard 2 minutes of the talk. (Whew!)

I know. Daniel looks like Harry Potter. Daniel is really cool. There's a kid called Julian who is new and everyone feels sorry for. Everyone passes to him in footy. Me and Daniel reckon he's had enough goals. We reckon if he keeps getting off easy he won't win the rising star. My buddy Cooper has a better chance because Julian is in Grade 2.

A few days ago I carried Julian with my back. Now everyone might think I'm a kid Superman.

29 March 09 (Sunday)

2009-07-01T20:23:00.000-07:00

Roos beat Demons! Roos beat them by 36 points!

Roos - 103
Dees - 67

Oh and I didn't get book club.

27 March 09

2009-07-01T20:22:00.000-07:00

Book club is today! Yes! I will get this thing that's like a DS. And I'll get a manga drawing kit!

Our grade in school (3/4R) has a mega cool interactive whiteboard. It's connected to Peter's Macbook. Right now we are playing Math Racer. Peter sucks at it! Josh S had a go and he sucks too. Or it's really hard. I wouldn't know. I've just been writing in my diary.

Daniel's coming! Go Dan! He won! And he's trying the last one! No! He did it! Now it's Alien Addition. Indi's trying. Indi lost. Merhawi's trying now.It looks fun. I might have a go.